Sunday, August 29, 2004

two.

it's been two years now since i started this blog, and i'm sure there are many more years of this to come. my gratitude goes out to the readers who keep this blog alive. your thoughts and comments, no matter how random, are always, always welcome here.


Saturday, August 28, 2004

tension.

i'm attending a manpower course at khatib camp these days. we spend more time deeply involved in breaks and recesses than in discussions or lessons, so it's all good.

overheard today:

a: hey man, do you have a girlfriend?
b: uh... no.
a (shocked): what? you don't? why?
b: i just don't.
(pause)
a: so do you have a boyfriend then?
b: no!
a: then?
b (annoyed): look, just because i don't have a girlfriend doesn't mean i must have a boyfriend.
a: i'm surprised you don't have a girlfriend.
b: and i'm surprised you found someone who can tolerate your pretentious bullshit.

Thursday, August 26, 2004

what women want.

the problem with homosexual men is that they know exactly what women want... but they only give it to men.

Sunday, August 22, 2004


the miracle that is adobe photoshop allowed me to turn one of my photos into this Posted by Hello

please slow down - teens humping Posted by Hello

so he asks me:

who's the hottest girl in singapore?

wong li lin, the uninflatable version.

before she was pregnant, you mean?

before she would get pregnant, i mean.

oh, but i don't think she's that hot.

we have an obvious difference in taste then.

how so?

it's simple, really. i have taste and you don't.

Friday, August 20, 2004

the people whom we love.

the hypocrite
i hate people who bitch about others. they're so annoying. like jenny! jenny is always bitching about other girls. i hate her. such a bitch!

the blinder
i hate him. i really do. i can't believe he'd do this to me. after all this time and after everything i've done for him. such a jerk. i hate him!
(pause)
anyway... should i call him? i really miss talking to him, yknow.


the bearer of the secret to perpetual loneliness/horniness/lusting
[girl's name mentioned] she? she's too good for me, man. i'm not in her league yet. [another girl's name] oh man. she's a slut, man. i wouldn't stoop so low. (and so on and so forth)

heading down the wrong avenue
yknow, you really remind me alot of my ex. both of you have so much in common, it's amazing.

train of thought
i love girls with character. a nice pair of characters.

outrageous modesty
me? i'd like to think of myself as shy and reserved. i'm quiet most times, but i love the company of others... more of a one-on-one person, yeah? i think i'm quite honest and reliable as a friend, and i think that's what most of my friends like about me. oh and they say i'm hilarious. (laughs to self) yeah, i think i am.
what? oh, any others? yeah, modesty. i'd say humility was one of my stronger points.

the good listener
yeah, i enjoy conversing with people. it helps that i'm a good listener because i can pick up on things that most people would miss. gives me extra insight and points in conversations. sometimes i think i could almost read people's minds, know-what-i-mean cassandra? ... pardon? ... oh sorry, leandra, is it? my apologies.


Thursday, August 19, 2004


jerome and ben, a real bargain at $199.00 Posted by Hello

Wednesday, August 18, 2004

the best kind of sleep

the period of sleep that comes after waking up and realising that one does not have to get out of bed at the usual time on this particular day and can afford to sleep for at least one additional hour. the sense of bliss that accompanies said sleep is inversely proportional to the hour at which one routinely rises and directly proportional to the number of additional hours of sleep subsequently obtained.

Monday, August 16, 2004


a very high virginia, myself and the indomitable spirit that is genevieve Posted by Hello

Sunday, August 15, 2004

the photos.




badabing..





badabang..





badaboom.

fireworks!

tonight, 8pm in the bit of river that lies between benjamin sheares bridge, one fullerton and the esplanade. i'm taking my camera along. photos soon!

Friday, August 13, 2004

back.

i call an end to my unpublicised sabbatical.

15 days without posting an entry has done my mind some good. at times, tempted to, and at others, distracted enough not to post. i have travelled, i have read novels, i have done different things these last two weeks... i have done things differently these last two weeks.

i read penelope lively's the photograph. it reminded me of the story i wrote about the ghost who tries to write his memories down but fails again and again.

gabriel garcia marquez's one hundred years of solitude was brilliant. never before has the closing line of a novel made me swell inside and take a deep breath before putting the book down. it feels odd not holding the book in my hands, and i secretly wish that it was two hundred years of solitude or maybe even a thousand years. these are short stories woven together like a quilt of contrasting patches, of people of a seed who grew into geraniums, grapevines, oak trees and garden weeds. it's life, but not as we know it to be.

speaking of which, the trip to kuala lumpur and genting over the national day weekend started out like the amazing race and ended up like an episode of survivor : immigration. it was an enjoyable vacation, if i can even call it that. if the purpose of a vacation is to get some rest, then this was an anti-vacation. slumber was relegated to the status of 'that thing we do when we've run out of other things to do'. but being bleary-eyed half the time means more laughter, despite what, in retrospect, appears to be a motley of jokes and gags made in poor taste.

in the words of my father, 1.2 million singaporeans were in malaysia over the weekend. that many huh? as they say in economics, lies, damned lies and statistics. there were enough people conspicuously mulling about there to convince me that he might not have been that much off the actual figure. the queues were endless, the traffic was pre-apocalyptical and there was a crying baby. there is always a crying baby.

anyway, i'm back now.